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As the cat slowly raised his head, he started to hear heavy footprints coming towards him. Turning his head around as far as it would go without tipping him over, he saw a white cat with grey blotches all over it. He started to cast Searing Heat as it approached, but the enemy cat had Disrupting Shot and his action was interrupted. The two cats stood exactly 2 feet from each other, staring at the other with a glint of evil in their eyes. With a cry of fury, the white cat used Waestrel's Strike and the other cat was knocked out.

All this was seen by the young boy in the 4th row of seats, betting on the losing cat. As he watched with dismay as his money was going to waste, he started cheering for him: "BERTIE! BERTIE! BEAT JASMINE!! MY MONEY DEPENDS ON YOU!!" None of this helped, as Bertie was too busy switching armor. This young boy, watching the battle of the kittens, was known as Samuel Hayashida. Samuel was know for his gambling habits - especially in the Cat Pits. As he watched Bertie get owned in horror, he started backing out of the pits. He knew he couldn't pay off the lost money, 2,000,000,000 USD to be exact. He wasn't exactly sure why the clerk hadn't questioned why he was betting two billion on the obvious loser, but he was okay with that. While he was thinking about his misfortunes, he realized he was no longer in the Cat Pits. He wasn't sure where he was. It was dark. Something hard hit his head.

Samuel tried to open his eyes, but he only saw black, but he realized that was racist so he saw rainbows. Out of this rainbow came a unicorn, and upon this unicorn was a box. In this box, there was a bag. In this bag, there were styrofoam packing peanuts. Suddenly Sam realized that none of this was true, and tried to snap out of it. But he couldn't. The unicorn kept sailing towards him, at lightning speed. When the flying mammal was nearing him, hurtling so fast that the world disappeared, and the unicorn was the only thing left. Of course, with its cargo. Slowing to a halt, the unicorn slowly floated toward Samuel, with its task in his mind. The unicorn spoke, and said: "Mere mortal, you have been summoned to have an audience with the Kruel King, please press 5 to continue." As it finished its sentence, a dial phone appeared on a pedestal in front of Samuel. He tried to resist pushing the number 5, but he couldn't resist. It said 'Do Not Push.' He pushed it.

Through a blinding flash of not white, not black, not any color, he realized he was on a street. He felt cold, loneliness and the tinge of despair tug at his heart. Then he saw a bowl of buttered noodles, his favorite treat besides Skittles®. He ran for the bowl, but to his surprise he wasn't getting closer to the bowl. In fact, it was getting farther away. He realized he was in the Houston Hobby airport on a horizontal escalator. He looked backwards, and to his dismay there was a cat sitting on the escalator. His name was Bertie. He suddenly felt a large object club his head from behind. He saw not black, not white, not any color, because that would be racist since he would have a default preference for colors to see when he went unconscious.

Samuel, now pretty miffed that he had no clue what was going on, woke up in a wall with grey walls, and a big glowing Apple thingy on the wall. He looked around, and jumped when he saw a boy taking pictures of him and giggling gleefully. He started talking, not letting Samuel ever talk. Never. And then Samuel realized the floor had become buttered noodles with Skittles® crushed on top. He started eating, and eating, and eating, until there was no floor, and he was falling. Along with the strange boy with a camera (He was still taking pictures and said something about how this would be a great stock photo). He fell for hours and hours, still burping and wishing he could have a Mountain Dew, cause the noodles actually ended up being really, really salty. And then he saw the cat, sitting on the camera boy's head, staring at him - no, he wasn't staring at him, he was staring into Samuel. He saw his soul. He knew his thoughts. And again, he felt a large object hit him on his head. And he actually didn't go unconscious, he just said "ow" and started sobbing. The camera boy (Matt, if you hadn't figured out yet) started cooing and saying that Samuel was a good boy, and it would all end up okay until he realized they were in a large room with Lord of the Rings maps painted on the walls.

Josiah was sitting in his room, playing Breakng Benjamin songs on his drum set, when he heard a crash and saw that two strange boys that looked vaguely familiar had fallen right on his bed. And there was a cat on one of their heads. He knew exactly what to do - he started off with Echo, then Ray of Judgement, then Arcane Echo, then Ray of Judgement. He basically pwned those noobs, and they had a 30 second respawn time. Josiah started to do a sync guitar emote with his brother, Jacob. And Eliot was complaining about how he didn't know that build. And suddenly, the floor went out beneath them all and they found themselves in Ponca City, at Skate World.

The group looked around, and saw strange people, with names floating above their heads, along with their skating levels. As they gawked, they saw a strange opaque gas pour down from the ceiling, and started to wonder if they were being gassed, but to their relief it smelled like maple syrup and they were k then. Samuel stood up, and realized he had skates on his feet. He started to skate, but he realized he had never skated in his life and it just wasn't his thing, so he just sat there in the middle of the rink. Matt just sat there, crying in happiness of his newfound skill of taking pictures of maple syrup gas pouring out of ceilings. The rest of the group started to skate around the rink happily, until something happened. It was horrible.

A group of synchronized dancers came out and started dancing to the song 'Y.M.C.A. by the Village People' as the cheapy speakers pour out the lyrics onto the dark rink. Suddenly, there was more maple syrup fog than usual, and the group of friends were separated, not being able to see where they were going. And the Hayashida family came, and said:

"Samuel, my honey dear, my little smuggikins, my little honeybunchkins, my little bear, it is time for us to go."

and sam left

and we were bereft

of him leaving

so we kept singing

and we started at the stars

until we all fell down

and sang ring around the rosies

and didn't know what to do at skate world

so we went to lowe's and bought some paint and went back to matt's house

and painted his walls a cheery light blue

and we fixed all the joints with glue

and we were all happy to be of help

until we realized matt wasn't with us, as the Hayashidas had accidentally taken Matt home, instead of Sam!! We all started wondering how that had happened, cause Sam and Matt definitely do NOT look alike. So we all just sat there pondering, until we realized Sam needed to get home to connecticut cause he wanted some buttered noodles. Badly.

So all of us, Samuel, Josiah, Jacob, Levi, Joey, Bertie, Grace, Haley, Kaley & bobaley hopped in the styrofoam packing peanuts, in the sack, in the box, on the unicorn, back over the rainbow, into the state that's really close to Canada, called Connecticut. We all played brawl and lived at the Hayashida's house for the rest of our lives.

Josh and Emily weren't happy.