POEM WAR 1

THIS POEM IS ABOUT warfare, daisies, mermaids, cookies, or younger siblings.

Warfare, a terrible thing.

It kills people and stuff:

But people like going on a fling

Like killing people and stuff!

Warfare, a wonderful thing.

People get stuff to write about:

History books and kings

And eating raw trout!

Warfare, a poem in itself.

People dying!

People shooting!

People crying!

People looting!

People lying!

People hooting!

Daisies being crushed is terrible.

Daises are wonderful? Why do it?

Daises are amazing, you're horrible!

I can't believe you're Brad Pitt!

You're terrible!

Git outta here! GIT!

Mermaids are popular choices

In many disney movies:

They taste like chicken pieces

But they ain't groovies.

They're just fish, to be frank

With human traits, nothing more.

Living in a fish tank.

I just kinda hate how ancient lore

Tells how mer-

COOKIES?!

COOKIES!!

COOKIES!?

I was eatin' some cookies, yo

But man, I gotta tell yo

My stupid younger sibling came up to me

Said: "yo bizzile hizzle I want that cookie, yo.

Then he like, stole my cookie!!!

So I went and bizzle hizzle'd his facebook, yo.

It now says it's complicated between him

And Taylor Swift. I P0WNED THAT NOOB.

über owned, man.

HIZZLE BIZZLE MAN, YO.

I got the HIZZLE, YO.

BIZZLE HIZZLE YO.

I forget, what does that mean?

yo yo yo yo yo

This all comes together with one subject:

WARFARE.

All what you've heard

Shows different types bird

Of rhymes of different gird

Cultures and meters absurd

Now you must copy my stirred

Poem of different meters hurled

good luck man

THIS POEM IS WORTH 30 MILLION POINTS