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Number 2 of my random series of happiness 

2.0 Intro

A cat was once sitting on a log

But was very confused in a fog

This fog was very mystical you see

For through it see could not he

But sadly he was very fat

Yes, the amount of fat on this cat

It was extremely disturbing:

When he rises from his sitting

The earth trembles from his weight

Planets go astray from their heights

Trees tremble at the mere mention

Of this cat.

2.1

The letter "Hayashida"

This cat was floating down a river

The sight of his obesity sent a shiver

Down the backs of innocent bystanders

Which who, by accident, had worn suspenders

A meteor sent great fire upon the rainforests of Africa.

Which is not at all like Topeka. 

But anyways, this cat was lying on his back

He was large enough to make a crack

In the famous building: "Fire Station",

Without this fire station, the whole town 

The whole town wa-

Suddenly a thought went trough Samuel

"HAAAYAAASHIDAAA!"

2.2

Accidents and Octopuses 

Samuel was sitting at his computer, playing random games no one knows about, when suddenly a knock on the door was heard. 

KNOCK KNOCK

"Samuel is typing"

KNOCK KNOCK

"Samuel is typing"

KNOCK KNOCK

"Samuel has entered text"

KNOCK KNOCK

"Samuel is typing"

KNOCK KNOCK 

"I'm playing a game, go away!!!"

Samuel barged through the internets!

"HAYAAASHIDA!!"

He screamed as he chopped through the villages he created

On the online game: Imperia. 

He saw his armies marching in perfect order

His peasants cleaning the streets

His smithsmen making armor

A tear slowly worked it's way down Sam's face.

He saw all his work, and he was happy.

Then Realm 9 ended and he was sad.

2.3

Shazamtm

(Did you know Samuel is very similar to Barney Fife?)

88 is the magical symbol that leads to El Dorado,

Hidden deep in the mines of Moria,

Through the Secret Garden,

Through the looking glass,

Through the secret looking glass of Moria,

There lies a sword of greatness.

This sword of great greatness is known as:

"El Great Sword"

El Great Sword was used to slay various things.

- Monsters

- Vegetables

- Turkeys 

Samuel was on a quest to find the El Great Sword:

He wanted to slay various things.

- Monsters

- Vegetables

- Turkeys

2.4

The QuEst

Through many dangerous perils Samuel went. 

Amazing things did he see.

But through it all, what did he gain?

Wealth? Popularity? 

Happiness? Fortune?

Fame? Popularity? 

Hilarity? Fame?

Weirdness? Oddness?

What he gained was this:

El Great Sword

2.4.0.1.0.5

It's the Ogibbing!!