The Chronicles of Adventures - 6

You may have wondered

where we were

but we're back.

Okay, so, you probably are wanting a story. I'm not going to give you one. HAHA JUST KIDDING


Aregon
along with aragon and eragorn

"OH, LIKE, NO!" Aregon screamed. He just had learned that he was incompetent. A person named Murstang had told this to him moments earlier after learning of his ignorance. Crying, Aregon acted like a wuss and wanted to go home. There was also this strange elf, and a hobbit, and a bear. OH MY! The elf's name was "Area", the hobbit's name was "Frobo", and the bear's name was "Bob". Area was kinda like.. In a coma. So she really couldn't contribute or anything. Frobo was kinda in his hobbit hole. Off in a far away country. I don't really know where. You may ask: Where is the bear? I like the bear! Bob backwards is boB.. NO FEAR, THIS BEAR HAD THE NECESSITIES. He was there in full force. He contributed greatly to this foursome of grouches. (Area is a grouch because she doesn't talk. She should be at least polite enough to say "i lov u aregon")
Still sitting on a log crying, Aregon had no plans for his future. He had majored in ADD (A dumb degree) and that really didn't help. His only plan was to get Area safe, because he really liked her. You might even say he lurvvved her. Murstang, unhappy as usual, was admiring Aregon's wig, for it was very, very pretty. Too pretty, in fact. Murstang took a grab for it and yanked. Aregon's whole hair came off and it turned out he was ..

.. he was ..

Aregon without pretty hair! It was a really bad, black crew cut! A little part of Murstang's soul died at this sight. Aregon got really offended and was like: " i h8te u. im guna explor this gurls mind" and Murstang was like: "Dear chap, I was only having a jest! Come, come. Let us not be petty!" IT WAS TOO LATE! AREGON WAS WRESTLING WITH THIS GIRL IN HIS MIND!

seconds passed

KO! Aregon passed out! NOES.

So anyways, they had to get Area to this place in some place in another place. Did I ever tell you about Safearmeh? She's the biggest, baddest boat in town! IT FLIES! This all was taking place in Safearmeh, above the Saharadarakbama desert, close to the really tall mountains. Suddenly Safearmeh did a BARREL ROLL, but thankfully everyone was buckled up. The floor suddenly blew up and Aregon flew happily ever after to the moon with Safearmeh and Roren who no one knew about became married to Katrina and they all lived hapily ever after on mars and then the elida kicked em off and they had to go back to Malacandra sorry folks

WHEE



wait there was no plot