Exaggeration

I really hate people who exaggerate. I feel like I could rip off their heads and feel them to rapid skunks. I feel like I could swim millions of miles to get away from them. I feel like I could fly to mars to be rid of their presence. I just wish people would become mature. I never exaggerate! Never, ever. Not once. I'm perfect.

This is a joke, just by the way.